
What's up with all the hype? Matt Damon makes something like 3 million to let some magazine be the first to show pictures of his baby. Teenager Jamie Spears (Britneys' little sis) gets 1 million to show her kid. (I guess the country now supports teenage pregnacy!) They are saying that Brad and Angelina's twins will get something like 10 million to be showed first. And she hasn't even given birth yet.
WELL, my wife is expecting. So let the bidding begin for the rights to my unborn child's first exclusive pictures. Highest bidder will be announced week of birth.
NOTE: Minimum bid is $100,000.00